My boss just said, “Thank God there’s another atheist in the room!”
that caption is so real
Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?
Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?
Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.
Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG.
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.
If you date me, I WILL bake you muffins. From scratch.
Anonymous said: 2, 3
2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
Well… Let’s just say I’m trying to get over someone. But yeah… Heartbroken at the moment.
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
I would blush and say thanks :)