My boss just said, “Thank God there’s another atheist in the room!”

shitilikeandsay:

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shitilikeandsay:

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forgivenessisourtorch:

Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?

Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.image 
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?image

Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.image

 Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG. 
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.

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sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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september 1st, 12:00am

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unamusedsloth:

My turn! My turn!

unamusedsloth:

My turn! My turn!

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If you date me, I WILL bake you muffins. From scratch.

Anonymous said: 2, 3

2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
Well… Let’s just say I’m trying to get over someone. But yeah… Heartbroken at the moment.
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
I would blush and say thanks :)

Thanks anon!

shaqmaster23:

the producers of The Giver sitting around choosing to make huge plot changes and choosing to add romantic subplots and I’m over here like 

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Life: The joy is in the little things.

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